Postscript: Romanization by Thea & Haru; color-coding by Haru, translation by eri.
*Kaitenzushi refers to the sushi bars with rotating plates on long conveyor belts. It literally means "rotating sushi."
**This sentence is in the de-gozaru form - a stylized formal ending that echoes Edo-era speech.
***Wabi-sabi is a traditional aesthetic that praises natural simplicity and transience. Though it is not quite identical, the most common aesthetic translation is "shabby-chic."

のんびりなんかはやってられない
父ちゃん準備急いでよ
今更どなたにアピるのよ
母ちゃんメイク急いでよ

駐車場着いてもダッシュしなきゃ
ナイスポジションをGETさ
それでもやっぱり入口で
少々待たねばだね

お寿司がなぜ好きか大人にわかるかい?
座りゃすぐ食べられて　すぐに満腹

ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜
腹ペコペコでござる
グルグルグルグルグルグルグルグル
赤いのがやってくる
あっぱれ回転ずし

わびさびなんかは言ってられない
タイム　イズ　青春
いろいろな味試したい
姉ちゃん半分こしよう

10皿食べてもおいしいね
父ちゃんすでにごきげん
デザートはほらあれとこれ
母ちゃんもまたごきげん

お寿司がなぜ好きかみんなにわかるかい?
家族が笑顔になってみんな幸せ

GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD×2
世界中で大人気
グルグルグルグルグルグルグルグル
平和が回ってくる
あっぱれ回転ずし

ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜ぐ〜
腹ペコペコでござる
グルグルグルグルグルグルグルグル
赤いのがやってくる
あっぱれ回転ずし　おかわりしようぜ!

GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD×2
世界中がヘルシー
グルグルグルグルグルグルグルグル
幸せがやってくる
あっぱれ回転ずし

お腹いっぱいなった僕は
なんだか眠くなったよ
父ちゃんの腕　抱っこされて
幸せのまま眠る

Wao!
Hoo-hoo!
[All/Tan] Wao!
Hoo-hoo!

Nonbiri nanka wa hayatterarenai
[Mic/Mit/Jun/Lin] Tou-chan junbi isoide yo
Imasara donata ni APIRU no yo
[Mic/Mit/Jun/Lin] Kaa-chan MEIKU isoide yo

Chuushajou tsuite mo DASSHU shinakya
[Mic/Mit/Jun/Lin] NAISU POJISHON wo GET sa
Soredemo yappari iriguchi de
[Mic/Mit/Jun/Lin] Shoushou mataneba da ne

COME ON!
Osushi ga naze suki ka otona ni wakaru kai?
Suwarya sugu taberarete sugu ni manpuku...wao!

GU~GU~GU~GU~GU~GU~GU~GU
Hara PEKOPEKO de gozaru (Hoo!)
GURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURU
Akai no ga yatte kuru (Yeah)
Appare kaiten zushi

Wao!

Wao!
Hoo-hoo!

Wabisabi nanka wa itterarenai
[Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan] TAIMU IZU seishun
Iroiro na aji tameshi tai
[Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan]  Nee-chan hanbunko shiyou

Juusara tabete mo oishii ne
[Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan]  Tou-chan sudeni gokigen
Dezaato wa hora are to kore
[Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan]  Kaa-chan mo mata gokigen

COME ON!
Osushi ga naze suki ka minna ni wakaru kai?
Kazoku ga egao ni natte minna shiawase...wao!

GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD
Sekaijuu de daininki (Hoo!)
GURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURU
Heiwa ga mawatte kuru (Yeah)
Appare kaitenzushi

Wao!

GU~GU~GU~GU~GU~GU~GU~GU
Hara PEKOPEKO de gozaru (Hoo!)
GURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURU
Akai no ga yatte kuru
Appare kaitenzushi wo kawari shiyouze!

GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD
Sekaijuu ga HERUSHII (Hoo!)
GURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURUGURU
Shiawase ga yatte kuru (Yeah)
Appare kaitenzushi

Yow!

[All/Tan] Wao!
Hoo-hoo!

Onaka ippai natta boku wa
Nandaka nemuku natta yo
Tou-chan no ude dakkosarete
Shiawase no mama nemuru

I just can't relax
Dad, hurry and get ready
Who could you even trying to appeal to now
Mom, hurry up with your makeup

I've got to dash, even arriving into the parking lot
I've got to GET a nice position
Even so, at the entrance
I've got to wait a bit after all

Would adults know why sushi is so loved?
Sit and you can eat right away, feel full right away

Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~
How my stomach grumbles so**
Round and round and round and round
The red one is coming around
Bravo kaiten sushi

I can't quite say it is shabby-chic***
Time is youth
I want to try a lot of different flavors
Hey sis, let's split this one

Even after eating 10 plates, it is so good
Dad is already in a great mood
Hey look, dessert over there and here
Mom too is in a great mood again

Does everyone know why sushi is so loved?
The family smiles and everyone is happy

GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD×2
Throughout the world it is super popular
Round and round and round and round
Peace is coming around
Bravo kaiten sushi

Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~Gu~
How my stomach grumbles so**
Round and round and round and round
The red one is coming around
Bravo kaiten sushi

GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD×2
Throughout the world, healthy
Round and round and round and round
Happiness is coming around
Bravo kaiten sushi

When my stomach is full, I
Somehow get sleepy
Being held in my dad's arms
I sleep in that moment of happiness