アア哀しいね　哀しいね

殺人現場に林檎が落ちていた
がぶりとかじった歯型がついていた
捜査一課の腕ききたちも
鑑識課員も頭をひねってた
霧に浮かんだ真赤な林檎
謎が謎よぶ殺人事件
アア　パイプくわえて探偵登場
フニフニフニフニ　フニフニフニフニ
男と女の愛のもつれだよ
アダムとイブが林檎を食べてから
フニフニフニフニ　跡をたたない
アア　哀しいね　哀しいね

歯型に三つの虫歯のあとがある
キャンデイ好きだとにらんだ探偵は
聞き込み　張り込み　尾行をつづけ
こいつと信じた男をおびき出す
闇にまぎれて大きな男
やって来ました殺人現場
アア　パイプくわえて探偵失神
フニフニフニフニ　フニフニフニフニ
男と女の愛のもつれだよ
アダムとイブが林檎を食べてから
フニフニフニフニ　跡をたたない
アア　哀しいね　哀しいね

アダムとイブが林檎を食べてから
フニフニフニフニ　跡をたたない
アア　哀しいね　哀しいね

[Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan] AA kanashii ne kanashii ne

Satsujin genba ni ringo ga ochiteita
Gaburi to kajitta hagata ga tsuiteita
Sousa ikka no udekikitachi mo
Kanshiki kain mo atama wo hinetteta
Kiri ni ukanda makka na ringo
Naze ga naze yobu satsujin jiken
AA PAIPU kuwaete [Tak/Ka] tantei toujou
[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] FUNIFUNIFUNIFUNI FUNIFUNIFUNIFUNI
[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] Otoko to [Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan] onna no ai no motsure da yo
[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] ADAMU to IBU ga ringo wo tabete kara
[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] FUNIFUNIFUNIFUNI ato wo tatanai
[Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan] AA kanashii ne kanashii ne

Hagata ni mittsu no mushiba no ato ga aru
KYANDI suki da to niranda tantei wa
Kikikomi harikomi bikou wo tsuzuke
Koitsu to shinjita otoko wo obikidasu
Yami ni magirete ooki na otoko
Yatte kimashita satsujin jiken
AA PAIPU kuwaete [Tak/Tan] tantei shisshin
[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] FUNIFUNIFUNIFUNI FUNIFUNIFUNIFUNI
[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] Otoko to [Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan] onna no ai no motsure da yo
[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] ADAMU to IBU ga ringo wo tabete kara
[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] FUNIFUNIFUNIFUNI ato wo tatanai
[Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan] AA kanashii ne kanashii ne

[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] ADAMU to IBU ga ringo wo tabete kara
[Mic/Ku/Mit/Jun/Lin] FUNIFUNIFUNIFUNI ato wo tatanai
[Tak/Ni/Ka/Tan] AA kanashii ne kanashii ne

Ah, how sad it is, how sad it is.

An apple had been dropped at the scene of the murder
With deep bite marks on it
Even the best of the Division 1 Criminal Investigators
And the Criminal Identification staff were left puzzled
With that bright red apple that appeared out of the mist
This case was definitely a puzzling mystery
Ah, the pipe-smoking detective arrives at the scene
“*Puff puff puff puff, puff puff puff puff*
This is the entanglement of love between a man and a woman
Ever since Adam and Eve took a bite from that apple
*Puff puff puff puff* they have disappeared without a trace
Ah, how sad it is, how sad it is”

“The bite marks contain three traces of tooth decay,
They liked their candy,” the scowling detective said
He kept on questioning, kept on watching, kept on tailing
Until he could confidently say “it was him!”
Luring out the large man that was hidden in the shadows
He finally reaches the scene of the crime
Ah, the pipe-smoking detective faints
“*Puff puff puff puff, puff puff puff puff*
This is the entanglement of love between a man and a woman
Ever since Adam and Eve took a bite from that apple
*Puff puff puff puff* they have disappeared without a trace
Ah, how sad it is, how sad it is”

“Ever since Adam and Eve took a bite from that apple
*Puff puff puff puff* they have disappeared without a trace
Ah, how sad it is, how sad it is”