アイドルを卒業する嗣永さん
子供の頃からアイドルの嗣永さんには、
今後、注意して欲しいことがたくさんあります。
本音で言うので多少厳しいことも言いますが、
大事なことですので、謹んで聞くように!

トークの上手い嗣永さん
アイドルとして切磋琢磨してきた嗣永さんのトーク力は、
今後も役に立つでしょう。
しかし周りはみな普通の人です。
みんながみんな上手くはありません。
厳しいツッコミは敬遠されますし、おいしいイジリや、
上手いフリなどは期待せず、
オチの無いトークにも怒ってはいけません。
また、いつも楽屋などで出している「話しかけるなオーラ」も
ただただイメージが悪くなるだけなので封印しましょう。
あと、愛想笑いも下手なんで慎むように。

卒業はサヨナラと違うものさ
10年後笑って　また会いましょう

自分に厳しい嗣永さん。
これからは今よりもっと自由になりますが、
ハメを外しすぎないでくださいね!
元アイドルということで、叩かれることも十分考えられます。
週刊誌にも狙われるかも知れません。
TwitterやFacebookなどは、しばらく様子を見ることをお勧めします。
もし万が一、嗣永さんの暴露記事が出ても、
関係者Aは私達ではありませんので、疑わないでください。
僕でもありません。

いつも可愛い嗣永さん。
正直、アイドル界ではそこそこでも、普通に生活していれば
かなり可愛い方です。行くところに行けば、
それなりにちやほやされるでしょう。
しかし!変な男にだけは絶対捕まらないでくださいね!
見た目に騙されずに、しっかりと中身を見極めてください。
ただし、見極め過ぎると婚期を逃すので、程々にお願いします。
それよりもまず友達を作ることをお勧めします。

ケンカした日々さえ愛しくて
あなたがいてくれて良かったよ

そしていつか…たぶん?…もしかして?…万が一?
結婚するかもしれない嗣永さん
結婚式には絶対に呼んでくださいね!
今から挨拶も考えておきます。余興も考えておきます。
全力で盛り上げます!
だから絶対にこそこそやらないでください!!
自分のことだとすぐに照れるんですから!!
入場曲はカントリー・ガールズの曲ですか?
それともBerryz工房の曲ですか?
どちらでも良いですが、Berryz工房やBuono!の曲だったら
ちょっとだけ凹みます。ご了承ください。
ご祝儀欲しさに、楽屋に挨拶だけしに来るのはやめましょう。

そしていつかおばあちゃんになる嗣永さん
孫に囲まれ、幸せで、よぼよぼでも可愛いおばあちゃんになってください。
順番通りなら、嗣永さんが最初にこの世を去ることになります。
お葬式には絶対に駆けつけます!
出棺のときは、カントリー・ガールズの曲ですか?
それともBerryz工房の曲ですか?
ま、まさかの、、、許してニャン体操ですか?
どの曲がかかっても、嗣永さんを失った以上に凹むことはありません。
先に天国で待っていてください!
僕はもういないと思います。

もしも君がひとり　立ち止まったら
そんな時は今日を　思い出して
共に夢を見てた　涙の日々
君が夢を見てる　新たな日々

卒業はサヨナラと違うものさ
10年後笑って　また会いましょう
ケンカした日々さえ愛しくて
あなたがいてくれて良かったよ

LaLaLa…

AIDORU wo sotsugyou suru Tsugunaga-san
Kodomo no koro kara AIDORU no Tsugunaga-san ni wa,
Kongo, chuuishite hoshii koto ga takusan arimasu.
Honne de iu no de tashou kibishii koto mo iimasu ga,
Daiji na koto desu no de, tsutsushinde kiku you ni!

TOOKU no umai Tsugunaga-san
AIDORU toshite sessatakuma shite kita Tsugunaga-san no TOOKU ryoku wa,
Kongo mo yakunitatsu deshou.
Shikashi mawari wa mina futsuu no hito desu.
Minna ga minna umaku wa arimasen.
Kibishii TSUKKOMI wa keiensaremasushi, oishii IJIRI ya,
Umai FURI nado wa kitaisezu,
OCHI no nai TOOKU ni mo okotte wa ikemasen.
Mata, itsumo gakuya nado de dashiteiru "hanashikakeru na OORA" mo
Tadatada IMEEJI ga warukunaru dake na no de fuuin shimashou.
Ato, aisowarai mo heta nande tsutsushimu you ni.

Sotsugyou wa SAYONARA to chigau mono sa
Juunengo waratte mata aimashou

Jibun ni kibishii Tsugunaga-san.
Korekara wa ima yori motto jiyuu ni narimasu ga,
HAME wo hazushisuginai de kudasai ne!
Moto AIDORU to iu koto de, tatakareru koto mo juubun kangaeraremasu.
Shuukanshi ni mo nerawareru kamo shiremasen.
Twitter ya Facebook nado wa, shibaraku yousu wo miru koto wo osusumeshimasu.
Moshi mangaichi, Tsugunaga-san no bakuro kiji ga detemo,
Kankeisha A wa watashitachi de wa arimasen no de, utagawanai de kudasai.
Boku demo arimasen.

Itsumo kawaii Tsugunaga-san.
Shoujiki, AIDORU-kai de wa sokosoko demo, futsuu ni seikatsu shite ireba
Kanari kawaii hou desu. Iku tokoro ni ikeba,
Sorenari ni chiyahoya sareru deshou.
Shikashi! Hen na otoko ni dake wa zettai tsukamaranaide kudasai ne!
Mitame ni damasarezu ni, shikkari to nakami wo mikiwamete kudasai.
Tadashi, mikiwamesugiru to konki wo nogasu no de, hodohodo ni onegaishimasu.
Sore yori mo mazu tomodachi wo tsukuru koto wo osusumeshimasu.

KENKA shita hibi sae itoshikute
Anata ga ite kurete yokatta yo

Soshite itsuka...tabun?...moshikashite?...mangaichi?
Kekkonsuru kamoshirenai Tsugunaga-san
Kekkonshiki ni wa zettai ni yonde kudasai ne!
Ima kara aisatsu mo kangaeteokimasu. Yokyou mo kangaeteokimasu.
Zenryoku de moriagemasu!
Dakara zettai ni kosokoso yaranaide kudasai!!
Jibun no koto da to sugu nitererun desu kara!!
Nyuujou kyoku wa KANTORII GAARUZU no kyoku desu ka?
Soretomo Berryz Koubou no kyoku desu ka?
Dochira demo ii desu ga, Berryz Koubou ya Buono! no kyoku dattara
Chotto dake hekomimasu. Goryoushou kudasai.
Goshuugi hoshisa ni, gakuya ni aisatsu dakeshi ni kuru no wa yamemashou.

Soshite itsuka obaachan ni naru Tsugunaga-san
Mago ni kakomare, shiawase de, yoboyobo demo kawaii obaachan ni natte kudasai.
Junban doori nara, Tsugunaga-san ga saisho ni konoyowosaru koto ni narimasu.
Osoushiki ni wa zettai ni kaketsukemasu!
Shukkan no toki wa, KANTORII GAARUZU no kyoku desu ka?
Soretomo Berryz Koubou no kyoku desu ka?
Ma, masaka no... yurushite-NYAN taisou desu ka?
Dono kyoku ga kakattemo, Tsugunaga-san wo ushinatta ijou ni hekomu koto wa arimasen.
Saki ni tengoku de matteite kudasai!
Boku wa mou inai to omoimasu.

Moshimo kimi ga hitori tachidomattara
Sonna toki wa kyou wo omoidashite
Tomo ni yume wo miteta namida no hibi
Kimi ga yume wo miteru arata na hibi

Sotsugyou wa SAYONARA to chigau mono sa
Juunengo waratte mata aimashou
KENKA shita hibi sae itoshikute
Anata ga ite kurete yokatta yo

LaLaLa...

To Tsugunaga-san, who will graduate from being an idol
To Tsugunaga-san, who has been an idol since small,
We would like to warn you about the many things that you may face in the future.
We'll be speaking straight from our hearts, so our words may be somewhat harsh
But they are important, so we hope that you listen to them respectfully!
 
Good talker Tsugunaga-san
As an idol, you've always been diligently improving your ability to talk,
And I'm sure it'll be of use in the future.
However, you'll be surrounded by normal people.
Not everyone's that good.
Please refrain from harsh retorts,
And don't expect teasing that you can bite into, or good lead-ins,
And don't tell people off when they go around in circles.
Also, that 'Don't talk to me' aura you always have in the dressing room
That will just give you a bad image, so keep it locked away.
Also, you're no good at faking smiles, so I hope you don't overdo them
 
Graduations and farewells are different things 
Let's meet again with smiles on our faces, 10 years in the future
 
To Tsugunaga-san, who is always hard on herself.
You'll be much freer than you are now,
But please don't let loose!
As a former idol, think a lot about things that might get you flamed.
The weekly rags might be aiming for you as well.
I recommend that you keep an eye on Twitter and Facebook for a while.
And in the one in million chance that there's an exposé about you,
We won't be the ones leaking the info, so please don't suspect us.
It won't be me either.
 
To the always cute Tsugunaga-san.
Honestly, even though you're so-so in the idol world,
When you go on to live a normal life, you'll be on the cute end of the spectrum.
When you go anywhere, you're sure to be fussed on.
However! Please just make sure that you don't get ensnared by a strange man.
Don't be deceived by looks, and please make sure to find out how he's like on the inside.
However, if you take too much time make sure of things, you might miss out on getting married. So please exercise moderation.
Besides that, I recommend you make friends first.
 
Even the days when we fought are something we hold dear
And we're glad that you were around, that you were there
 
And someday... Maybe?... Perhaps?... By some chance?
Tsugunaga-san, you might get married?
Please make sure to call us to your wedding ceremony!
I'm already thinking about what to say. Also about what sort of entertainment we'll provide.
We'll liven things up with all we've got!
So please don't go off and quietly get hitched!!
Since if it was me, I'd immediately get embarrassed!!
Will your entrance be accompanied by a Country Girls song?
Or will it be a Berryz Kobo song?
Whatever's fine, but if it's a Berryz Kobo or Buono! song
Then we'd feel a bit down. Please understand.
How about quitting that habit of coming to say hello at dressing rooms just because you want congratulatory gifts
 
And to Tsugunaga-san, who'll become a granny someday
Please become a granny who's surrounded by grandkids, who's happy, who's still cute even though you're hobbling.
According to order, you'll be the first to leave this world.
We'll definitely come running to your funeral.
Will your funeral procession be accompanied by a Country Girls song?
Or will it be a Berryz Kobo song?
C, could it be... the Yurushite-nyan Taisou?
Whatever the song is, nothing will be more depressing than the departure of Tsugunaga-san. 
Please wait for us up there in heaven!
I think that I won't be around either
 
If you're ever alone, and find yourself stuck
Think back to the memories of today
The tearful days where we shared the same dreams
The new days that you're dreaming of
 
Graduations and farewells are different things 
Let's meet again with smiles on our faces, 10 years in the future
Even the days when we fought are something we hold dear
And we're glad that you were around, that you were there
 
La la la~