* "Chicks" is implied. The word "nanpa" refers to flirting/hitting on/picking up somone, but is usually used in reference to men.
** "Bou-san ga he wo koita" is the Kansai equivalent of "Daruma-san ga koronda" - aka red light green light.
*** "Nani sarashite ketsu kandon nen" is...an Osaka-ism. It's something you say when you're being threatening/having a fight. So I just picked a threatening English phrase that also used the word ass (ketsu), as there is no real direct translation.
**** Noritsukkomi is a style of Japanese comedy. Normal boke-tsukkomi involves one person saying something stupid and the other making fun of them. In noritsukkomi, one person says something stupid and the other plays along for a moment before making fun of them.

Foods: takoyaki, udon, okonomiyaki, Hari hari stew, Kantodaki (Oden), dote-yaki, yakisoba

Yeah Yeah!
大阪美味いもん
グルメRock'nRoll!!
Yeah Yeah Yeah! C'mon

新幹線　グルメ目的
大阪に　着きました

とりあえず　たこ焼き買って
ブラブラした
Yeah

心斎橋　洋服見ながら
道頓堀　食道楽

大阪の　おうどんと言えば
やっぱ肉うどん

ひっかけ橋はナンパ橋
なあ　姉ちゃん　茶ぁ飲めへん?
うちらはマジ忙しい
邪魔しないで

鶴橋に行って　焼き肉にホルモン
気取った洋服　においまみれ
Oi
大阪城まで　歩いてみたけれど
途中でイカ焼き　買って食べた
Hey　満腹

坊さんが　屁をこいた
Yeah Yeah Yeah!
何さらしてケツかんどんねん
Wao!!!

翌日　朝飯抜いて
早い　お昼御飯

粉もん　お好み焼きを
食べまくりね
Yeah Yeah

キャベツ焼きも食べたし
だいたい　100円

環状線　電車乗り換え
観光しよう

お笑い寄席を見ました
大爆笑　乗り突っ込み「なんでや」
堀江寄って　お茶して
夜を待とう

てっちり食べたい　ハリハリ鍋もいい
予算オーバーで　関東煮(かんとだき)だ
Yeah×4
大阪美味いもん　串カツに　ネギ焼き
土手焼き　豚まん　焼きそば　しゅうまい
Oh　満腹

Thank You!!

Yeah Yeah!
Oosaka umai mon
GURUME Rock'nRoll!!
Yeah Yeah Yeah! C'mon

Shinkansen GURUME mokuteki
Oosaka ni tsukimashita

Toriaezu takoyaki katte
BURABURA shita
Yeah

Shinsaibashi youfuku minagara
Doutonbori kuidouraku

Oosaka no oudon to ieba
Yappa nikuudon

[Mit/Lin] Hikkakebashi wa NANPAbashi
Naa nee-chan chaa nomehen?
[Mit/Lin] Uchira wa MAJI isogashii
Jama shinai de

Tsuruhashi ni itte yakiniku ni HORUMON
Kidotta youfuku nioimamire
Oi
Oosakajou made aruite mita keredo
Tochuu de IKAyaki katte tabeta
Hey manpuku

Bou-san ga he wo koita
Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Nani sarashite KETSUkandonnen
Wao!!!

Yokujitsu choushoku nuite
Hayai ohiru gohan

Konamon okonomiyaki wo
Tabemakuri ne
Yeah Yeah

KYABETSUyaki mo tabeta shi
Daitai hyakuen

Kanjousen densha norikae
Kankou shiyou

[Jun/Lin] Owaraiyose wo mimashita
Daibakushou noritsukkomi "nande ya"
[Jun/Lin] Horie yotte ocha shite
Yoru wo matou

Tecchiri tabetai HARIHARI nabe mo ii
Yosan OOBAA de kantodaki da
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Osaka umai mon kushiKATSU ni NEGIyaki
Doteyaki butaman yakisoba shuumai
Oh manpuku

Yeah Yeah!
Oosaka umai mon
Yeah Yeah!
Thank You!!

Yeah Yeah!
Osaka is yummy
Rock'nRoll gourmet!!
Yeah Yeah Yeah! C'mon

Our goal is to take a gourmet tour on the bullet train
We've arrived in Osaka

We bought takoyaki first thing
and then wandered around
Yeah

While looking at clothes in Shinsaibashi
We're gourmands at Doutonbori

If we're talking about Osaka's udon
It's got to be beef udon

Hikkakebashi is the place to hit on [chicks]*
Hey girl, wanna have some tea?
We're seriously busy
Don't get in our way

We went to Tsurubashi to have grilled beef and offal
The clothes we wore were covered in the smell
Oi
We tried to walk to Osaka Castle but
on the way we bought and ate fried squid
Hey our stomachs are full

The monk farted**
Yeah Yeah Yeah!
I'll kick your ass***
Wao!!!

The next day we skipped breakfast
to have an early lunch
Battered food, we ate a ton
of okonomiyaki
Yeah Yeah

We ate fried cabbage too,
it was about 100 yen

We changed trains at the loop line
Let's go sight seeing

We saw a comedy show
We got a huge laugh at the noritsukkomi****
"What the hell?"
We gathered at Horie to have tea
Let's wait for the night

We want to eat fugu stew, harihari stew would be good too
Those are over our budget, so we had kantodaki
Yeah×4
Osaka is so yummy, fried kebabs and fried onions
dote-yaki, pork buns, yakisoba, dumplings
Oh our stomachs are full
		  
Yeah Yeah!
Osaka is yummy
Yeah Yeah!
Thank You!!