老師老師 我親愛的老師
到底哪個老師最棒呢?
毎個老師 都有他的本事
你有問題就快問他們

那老師老師 最聰明的老師
天空為什麼會藍藍的?
因為溫暖的陽光 在空氣中會折射
所以我們的眼睛 才會看到顏色

那老師老師 數學天才老師
阿拉伯數字是誰發明的?
阿拉伯數字 你以為是阿拉伯人發明
發明阿拉伯數字的 其實是印度人

那老師老師 最會運動的老師 
你每天要運動多久呢?
中央伍為準 
成體操隊型散開 
身體要健康 
我建議每天運動至少30分鐘
1 2 3 4 再來一次……

老師老師 愛動物的老師 
無尾熊有沒有尾巴呢?
可愛的無尾熊啊 別以為牠沒有尾巴 
其實它只是退化 你才會幾乎看不到的啦

那老師老師 我考你喔 老師 
招財貓都舉哪一手呢？
這個問題非常好 你還真把我給考倒 
我來猜一猜 右手?右腳?右手?對不對?

那老師老師 英文最棒的老師 
年糕的英文要怎麼說呢？
My English is very good這個東西老外並沒有
因為它是用糯米做的 
我們可以把它叫做 Rice Cake


老師老師 最漂亮的老師 
我們為什麼有眉毛呢?
唉喲 沒有眉毛不是跟癩蛤蟆一樣醜嗎?
而且眉毛不是為了讓我們女生每天畫 
它是要保護眼睛

老師老師 最帥氣的老師 
你長這麼高要做什麼?
長高可以打籃球 還可以去做model 
其實只要營養均衡不挑嘴
以後你們一定會長得又高又健康啦！
哈哈哈……

謝謝老師!!!!

[Fr/Ai] lǎo shī lǎo shī wǒ qīn ài de lǎo shī 
[Fr/Ai] dào dǐ nǎ ge lǎo shī zuì bàng ne?
měi gè lǎo shī dōu yǒu tā de běn shì 
nǐ yǒu wèn tí jiù kuài wèn tā men

[Fr/Ai] nà lǎo shī lǎo shī zuì cōng ming de lǎo shī 
[Fr/Ai] tiān kōng wèi shén me huì lán lán de?
yīn wèi wēn nuǎn de yáng guāng zài kōng qì zhōng huì zhé shè 
suǒ yǐ wǒ men de yǎn jing cái huì kàn dào yán sè

[Fr/Ai] nà lǎo shī lǎo shī shù xué tiān cái lǎo shī 
[Fr/Ai] Ā lā bó shù zì shì shéi fā míng de?
Ā lā bó shù zì nǐ yǐ wéi shì Ā lā bó rén fā míng
fā míng Ā lā bó shù zì de qí shí shì Yìn dù rén

[Fr/Ai] nà lǎo shī lǎo shī zuì huì yùn dòng de lǎo shī 
[Fr/Ai] nǐ měi tiān yào yùn dòng duō jiǔ ne?
zhōng yāng wǔ wéi zhǔn 
chéng tǐ cāo duì xíng sàn kāi 
shēn tǐ yào jiàn kāng 
wǒ jiàn yì měi tiān yùn dòng zhì shǎo sān shí fēn zhōng
yī èr sān sì zài lái yī cì……

[Fr/Ai] lǎo shī lǎo shī ài dòng wù de lǎo shī 
[Fr/Ai] wú wěi xióng yǒu méi yǒu wěi ba ne?
kě ài de wú wěi xióng ā bié yǐ wéi tā méi yǒu wěi ba 
qí shí tā zhǐ shì tuì huà nǐ cái huì jī hū kàn bù dào de la

[Fr/Ai] nà lǎo shī lǎo shī wǒ kǎo nǐ ō lǎo shī 
[Fr/Ai] zhāo cái māo dōu jǔ nǎ yī shǒu ne？
zhè ge wèn tí fēi cháng hǎo nǐ hái zhēn bǎ wǒ gěi kǎo dǎo 
wǒ lái cāi yī cāi yòu shǒu? yòu jiǎo? yòu shǒu? duì bù duì?

[Fr/Ai] nà lǎo shī lǎo shī Yīng wén zuì bàng de lǎo shī 
[Fr/Ai] nián gāo de Yīng wén yào zěn me shuō ne？
My English is very good zhè ge dōng xi lǎo wài bìng méi yǒu
yīn wèi tā shì yòng nuò mǐ zuò de 
wǒ men kě yǐ bǎ tā jiào zuò Rice Cake


[Fr/Ai] lǎo shī lǎo shī zuì piào liang de lǎo shī 
[Fr/Ai] wǒ men wèi shén me yǒu méi mao ne?
ài yo méi yǒu méi mao bù shi gēn lài há ma yī yàng chǒu ma?
ér qiě méi mao bù shi wèi le ràng wǒ men nǚ shēng měi tiān huà 
tā shì yào bǎo hù yǎn jing

[Fr/Ai] lǎo shī lǎo shī zuì shuài qi de lǎo shī 
[Fr/Ai] nǐ zhǎng zhè me Gāo yào zuò shén me?
zhǎng gāo kě yǐ dǎ lán qiú hái kě yǐ qù zuòmodel 
qí shí zhǐ yào yíng yǎng jūn héng bù tiǎo zuǐ
yǐ hòu nǐ men yī dìng huì zhǎng dé yòu gāo yòu jiàn kāng la！ 
hā hā hā……

[Fr/Ai] xiè xie lǎo shī!!!!

Teacher, Teacher, my dear teacher
Which teacher is the best?
Each and every teacher has his own ability 
When you have questions, you quickly ask them

Then Teacher, Teacher, the smartest teacher
Why is the sky blue?
Because warm sunlight in the middle of the atmosphere refracts
As a result, our eyes can see color

Then Teacher, Teacher, mathematics genius teacher
Who were Arabic numerals invented by?
Arabic numerals, you’d think it is an Arab’s invention
Arabic numerals were actually invented by Indians

Then Teacher, Teacher, most athletic teacher
How long do you have to exercise everyday?
The average standard associated with 
a fully established gymnastics formation varies.
In order to be in good health,
I recommend exercising at least 30 minutes everyday.
One, two, three, four one more time…

Teacher, Teacher, animal lover teacher
Do koalas have tails or not?
The cute koala, don’t think it doesn’t have a tail
Actually it merely degenerates, it’s almost invisible to you!

Then Teacher, Teacher, I’m testing you, Teacher
Which one hand do all beckoning cats lift?
This question is very good, you truly baffle me
I’m going to take a guess. Right hand? Right foot? Right hand? Right?!

Then Teacher, Teacher, teacher who is the best at English
How do you say “New Year Cake” in English?
My English is very good. Foreigners do not have this thing
Because it’s made out of glutinous rice
We can also call it “Rice Cake”

Teacher, Teacher, most beautiful teacher
Why do we have eyebrows?
Aiyo! Without eyebrows will we not be as ugly as toads?
And eyebrows aren’t for the purpose of letting us school girls draw everyday.
It is necessary to protect the eyes.

Teacher, Teacher, most handsome teacher
You grew so tall, what must you do?
When you grow tall you can play basketball, or you can go do modeling
Actually, provided you have a balanced diet and aren’t picky
You two will later certainly grow tall and healthy! 
Ha ha ha… …

Thank you, Teacher!!!!