Postscript: Romaji, color-coding, and translation by NekoKai.
-Snow White's name in Chinese translates literally to "white snow princess".
-Jolin refers to Jolin Tsai, the previous, repeating line is a reference to her song "J-Game".
-"Grind a pestle to a needle" is an idiom from a story about Li Bai (a famous Chinese poet of the Tang dynasty) meaning "no matter how hard a task is, it can be done with perseverance".

老師老師 我親愛的老師
到底哪個老師最棒呢
每個老師 都有他的本事
你有問題就快問他們

那老師老師 最聰明的老師
星星為什麼會一直閃呢
其實星星並沒有閃
是那空氣在搗蛋
很多亂流在攪和
好像星星在閃爍

那老師老師 跳舞天才老師
佛朗明哥舞 是誰發明的
佛朗明哥舞 你以為是西班牙人發明
發明佛朗明哥舞的 其實是吉普賽人

那老師老師 最會唱歌的老師
生日快樂歌怎麼唱呢
全世界的語言 都可以唱生日快樂歌
但最早是美國人寫的
所以我來教你們 用英文唱吧
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!

老師老師 愛動物的老師
北極熊為什麼白白的
No no no no 牠的毛是透明的
而且把毛剃光後 牠的皮膚
還是黑色的啦

那老師老師 我考你喔老師
珊瑚是動物還是植物呢
這個問題非常好 你們又把我給考倒
牠長得像樹又不是樹
動物植物動物對不對

那老師老師 英文最棒的老師
白雪公主英文叫什麼
My English is very good
她不叫做 White Snow Princess 喔
她其實就叫做 Snow White

老虎老鼠 為什麼分不清楚
老虎老鼠 為什麼分不清楚

老師老師 我的Jolin老師
老虎老鼠為何分不清楚
唉喲 因為我看到物們 都會尖叫啊
一叫我就傻傻的 什麼都分不清楚了啦

老師老師 最博學的老師
誰把鐵杵磨成 繡花針
這是李白的故事 老婆婆的他的啟示
其實只要努力念書學習
都可以鐵杵磨成繡花針
有志者事竟成啦哈哈哈

謝謝老師
		  

[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī lǎoshī wǒ qīn'ài de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Dàodǐ nǎ gè lǎoshī zuì bàng ne?
Měi gè lǎoshī dōu yǒu tā de běnshì
Nǐ yǒu wèntí jiù kuài wèn tāmen

[Fr/Ai]Nà lǎoshī lǎoshī zuì cōngmíng de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Xīng xīng wèishénme huì yīzhí shǎn ne
Qíshí xīng xīng bìng méiyǒu shǎn
Shì nà kōngqì zài dǎodàn
Hěnduō luàn liú zài jiǎohuò
Hǎoxiàng xīng xīng zài shǎnshuò

[Fr/Ai]Nà lǎoshī lǎoshī tiàowǔ tiāncái lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Fólǎngmínggē wǔ shì shéi fāmíng de
Fólǎngmínggē wǔ nǐ yǐwéi Xībānyárén fāmíng
Fāmíng fólǎngmínggē de qíshí shì jípǔsàirén

[Fr/Ai]Nà lǎoshī lǎoshī zuì huì chànggē de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Shēngrì kuàilè gē zěnme chàng ne
Quánshìjiè de yǔyán dōu kěyǐ chàng shēngrì kuàilè gē
Dàn zuì zǎo shì Měiguórén xiě de
Suǒyǐ wǒ lái jiāo nǐmen yòng Yīngwén chàng ba
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!

[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī lǎoshī ài dòngwù de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Běijíxióng wèishénme báibái de
No no no no tā de máo shì tòumíng de
Érqiě bǎ máo tì guāng hòu tā de pífū
Háishì hēisè de la

[Fr/Ai]Nà lǎoshī lǎoshī wǒ kǎo nǐ wō lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Shānhú shì dòngwù háishì zhíwù ne
Zhè gè wèntí fēicháng hǎo nǐmen yòu bǎ wǒ gěi kǎo dào
Tā zhǎngdé xiàng shù yòu bù shì shù
Dòngwù zhíwù dòngwù duì bù duì

[Fr/Ai]Nà lǎoshī lǎoshī yīngwén zuì bàng de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Báixuěgōngzhǔ Yīngwén jiào shénme
My English is very good
Tā bù jiàozuò White Snow Princess ō
Tā qíshí jiù jiàozuò Snow White

[Fr/Ai]Lǎohǔ lǎoshǔ wèishénme fēn bù qīngchu
[Fr/Ai]Lǎohǔ lǎoshǔ wèishénme fēn bù qīngchu

[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī lǎoshī wǒ de Jolin lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Lǎohǔ lǎoshǔ wèihé fēn bù qīngchu
Āiyo yīnwèi wǒ kàndào wùmen dōu huì jiānjiào a
Yī jiào wǒ jiù shǎshǎ de shénme dōu fēn bù qīngchu le lā


[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī lǎoshī zuì bóxué de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Shéi bǎ tiě chǔ móchéng xiùhuā zhēn
Zhè shì Lǐ Bái de gùshì lǎo pópo de tā de qǐshì
Qíshí zhǐyào nǔlì niànshū xuéxí
Dōu kěyǐ tiě chǔ móchéng xiùhuā zhēn
Yǒu zhì zhě shì jìng chéng lā hāhāhā


[Fr/Ai]Xièxiè lǎoshī
		

Teacher, Teacher, my dear teacher
Which teacher is the best?
Each and every teacher has his own ability 
When you have questions, you quickly ask them

Then Teacher, Teacher, the smartest teacher
Why can stars continuously flash?
Actually, stars don’t flash at all
That atmosphere is making trouble
A lot of turbulence is mixing up
It seems like the stars are twinkling

Then Teacher, Teacher, dance talent teacher
Flamenco, is whose invention?
Flamenco, you’d think it’s a Spaniard’s invention
Flamenco was actually invented by a Gypsy

Then Teacher, Teacher, teacher who can best sing
How do you sing “Happy Birthday”?
The languages of the whole world, all can sing “Happy Birthday”
But the earliest was written by an American
Therefore, I’m going to teach you two to sing in English, okay?
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!

Teacher, Teacher, animal lover teacher
Why are polar bears white?
No no no no It’s fur is transparent
Furthermore, after you shave the fur bare, it’s skin,
it’s black!!!

Then Teacher, Teacher, I’m testing you, Teacher
Is coral an animal or a plant?
This question is very good, you two baffle me again
It grows like a tree yet isn’t a tree
Animal, plant, animal, right?!?!

Then Teacher, Teacher, teacher who is the best at English
What is “Snow White” called in English?
My English is very good
She isn’t called “White Snow Princess”
She is actually called “Snow White”

Tiger, mouse, why can’t they be told apart?
Tiger, mouse, why can’t they be told apart?

Teacher, Teacher my Jolin teacher
Tiger, mouse, why can’t you tell them apart?
Aiyo! Because I will scream when I see both things. ah!
At that you call me foolish, you can’t tell anything apart!

Teacher, Teacher, most learned teacher
Who grinds an iron pestle into an embroidery needle?
This is the story of Li Bai, the old lady’s and his enlightenment
Actually, so long as you try hard to study and learn
All can grind an iron pestle into an embroidery needle
Where there’s a will there’s a way! Hahaha

Thank you, Teacher