老師老師 我親愛的老師
到底哪個老師最棒呢?
毎個老師 都有他的本事
你有問題就快問他們

那老師老師 最聰明的老師
太陽為什麼會發光呢？
太陽啊太陽！
我溫暖的太陽！
讓好多原子天天相撞,
撞出的能量就變成光和熱啊！

老師老師！快告訴我老師
三隻小豬是誰寫的呢？
有人說格林童話
有人說安徒生童話 其實都亂亂說話！
因為年代久遠 沒人知道誰寫的啦！

那老師老師 你會跳芭蕾舞喔？
老師 墊腳尖到底要做什麼？
以前有個舞蹈家用墊腳尖的方法演仙女,
看起來非常美麗
大家就學她跳,流傳到今天摟。

老師老師 愛動物的老師
豬八戒為什麼這麼笨呢？
No no no no no…
豬八戒一點兒都不笨
它原來還是個天神
是會36變的天篷大元帥喔！

那老師老師 我考你喔老師
蜜蜂用什麼來呼吸呢？
嗡嗡嗡~嗡嗡嗡~蜜蜂這麼小,也沒長鼻子…
用刺？用角？啊～用氣孔！對不對？！

那老師老師 英文最棒的老師
瘀青的英文要怎麼說呢？
哎唷喂呀~撞到瘀青閩南語叫做“烏青”
英文剛好就是這麼巧
叫做Black and Blue !

老師老師 愛漂亮的老師
比基尼是誰的名字呢？
它不是人的名字
也不是衣服的名字
那地方有很多人這樣子穿
它其實是一個地方的名字啦！

老師老師 最博學的老師
長跑為什麼叫做馬拉松呢？
馬拉松也是地名！
能跑馬拉松了不起！
小朋友念書也要像跑馬拉松堅持到底
誰才能得到最後勝利喔！

謝謝老師!!!!---	  
		  

[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī lǎoshī wǒ qīn'ài de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Dàodǐ nǎge lǎoshī zuì bàng ne?
Měi gè lǎoshī dōu yǒu tā de běnshì
Nǐ yǒu wèntí jiù kuài wèn tāmen

[Fr/Ai]Nà lǎoshī lǎoshī zuì cōngmíng de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Tàiyáng wèishénme huì fāguāng ne?
Tàiyáng a tàiyáng!
Wǒ wēnnuǎn de tàiyáng!
Ràng hǎoduō yuánzǐ tiāntiān xiāng zhuàng,
Zhuàng chū de néngliàng jiù biàn chéng guāng hé rè a!

[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī lǎoshī kuài gàosu wǒ lǎoshī!
[Fr/Ai]Sān zhī xiǎo zhū shì shuí xiě de ne?
Yǒurén shuō gélín tónghuà
Yǒurén shuō ān tú shēng tónghuà qíshí dōu luàn luàn shuōhuà!
Yīnwèi niándài jiǔyuǎn méi rén zhīdào shuí xiě de la!

[Fr/Ai]Nà lǎoshī lǎoshī nǐ huì tiào bālěiwǔ wō?
[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī diàn jiǎojiān dàodǐ yào zuò shénme?
Yǐqián yǒu gè wǔdǎo jiāyòng diàn jiǎojiān de fāngfǎ yǎn xiānnǚ,
Kàn qǐlái fēicháng měilì
Dàjiā jiùxué tā tiào, liúchuán dào jīntiān lōu.

[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī lǎoshī ài dòngwù de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Zhūbājiè wèishénme zhème bèn ne?
No no no no no…
Zhūbājiè yīdiǎn er dōu bù bèn
Tā yuánlái háishì gè tiānshén
Shì huì sānshíliù biàn de tiān péng dà yuánshuài wō!

[Fr/Ai]Nà lǎoshī lǎoshī wǒ kǎo nǐ wō lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Mìfēng yòng shénme lái hūxī ne?
Wēng wēng wēng〜wēng wēng wēng〜mìfēng zhème xiǎo, yě méi cháng bízi... ...
Yòng cì? Yòng jiǎo? A~yòng qìkǒng! Duì bùduì?!

[Fr/Ai]Nà lǎoshī lǎoshī yīngwén zuì bàng de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Yū qīng de yīngwén yào zěnme shuō ne?
Āi yō wèi ya~zhuàng dào yū qīng mǐnnán yǔ jiàozuò “oo-tshenn”
Yīngwén gānghǎo jiùshì zhème qiǎo
Jiàozuò Black and Blue!

[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī lǎoshī ài piàoliang de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Bǐjīní shì shuí de míngzì ne?
Tā bùshì rén de míngzì
Yě bùshì yīfú de míngzì
Nà dìfāng yǒu hěnduō rén zhèyàng zi chuān
Tā qíshí shì yīgè dìfāng de míngzì la!

[Fr/Ai]Lǎoshī lǎoshī zuì bóxué de lǎoshī
[Fr/Ai]Chángpǎo wèishénme jiàozuò mǎlāsōng ne?
Mǎlāsōng yěshì dìmíng!
Néng pǎo mǎlāsōng liǎobùqǐ!
Xiǎopéngyǒu niànshū yě yào xiàng pǎo mǎlāsōng jiānchí dàodǐ
Shuí cáinéng dédào zuìhòu shènglì wō!

[Fr/Ai]Xièxiè lǎoshī! !
		

Teacher, Teacher, my dear teacher
Which teacher is the best?
Each and every teacher has his own ability 
When you have questions, you quickly ask them

Then Teacher, Teacher, the smartest teacher
Why can the sun shine?
The sun, Ah, the sun!
My warm sun!
By a lot of atoms colliding everyday,
The knocked out energy then changes into light and heat!

Teacher, Teacher! Quickly tell me, Teacher
Who wrote "The Three Little Pigs"？
Some people say it’s a Grimm’s Fairy Tale
Some people say it’s an Andersen’s Fairy Tale, in fact they're both confused words!
Because it was the remote past, no one knows who wrote it!

Then Teacher, Teacher！You can dance ballet?!?!
Teacher, what on earth are tiptoe pads vital to do?
Previously there was a dancer who with the pad, danced en pointe to perform the fairy role
They looked up at the extraordinary beauty
Everyone went to school to learn how she danced, it spread to today and is embraced.

Teacher, Teacher, animal lover teacher
Why is Zhu Bajie so stupid?
No no no no no…
Zhu Bajie is not stupid at all
He was originally a God
Marshal Canopy who can do 36 transformations! 

Then Teacher, Teacher, I'm testing you, Teacher
What do honeybees use in order to breathe?
Buzz, buzz, buzz~Buzz, buzz, buzz~ Honeybees are so small, they don't have long noses...
With thorns? With horns? Ah! With airholes! Right?!

Then Teacher, Teacher, who is the best at English, Teacher
How do you say "bruise" in English?
Aiya~ To be hit until bruised is called “oo-tshenn” in Hokkien
In English it coincidentally just so happens to be called precisely
This way "Black and Blue"!

Teacher, Teacher, beauty lover teacher
Whose name is "Bikini"?
It’s not a name of a person
It's also not the name of clothing
That place has many people who wear such a thing
It’s actually the name of a place! 

Teacher, Teacher, the most learned teacher
Why is long-distance running called a marathon?
Marathon is also the name of a place!
It's possible to run an amazing marathon!
Kids who go to school also must stick it out to the end like running a marathon
Anyone has the ability to get the final victory!

Thank You, Teacher!!!